YOUR BEST FRIEND THROUGH THESE DARK TIMES
SUN PASS is your buddy.
Your buddy that never spies on you.
Like, hardly ever.
Sun Pass is programmed to obey a strict moral code
The SUN PASS COMMANDMENTS:
SUN PASS will NEVER take control of your car if you travel outside of the safe zone
SUN PASS will NEVER alert the authorities if any of its sensors detect forbidden media or substances in your vehicle
SUN PASS will ALWAYS serve man
SUN PASS will ONLY self destruct if it falls into ENEMY hands
YOUR SUNPASS QUESTIONS
Q:Why is my sunpass crying?
A:Because you are cold and heartless. You should share more secrets
with your sunpass,to make it feel special.
Q:Is it normal to feel guilty for leaving Sun Pass in a hot car
A:Yes, it is entirely normal.
Q:Is it true that Sun Pass is tested on monkeys?